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St. Jacobs Schoolhouse Theatre

Bittergirl - The Musical

The Funny Show About Getting Over Getting Dumped

October 4 to December 24, 2023

Written by Annabel Fitzsimmons, Alison Lawrence & Mary Francis Moore
Musical Supervision, Arrangements and Orchestrations by Bob Foster.

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Who knew getting dumped could be so much fun? Relive the highs and lows of heartbreak with Bittergirl, the hysterical romp through the lives of three accomplished women who have been scorned – and the men who dumped them. This cathartic and catchy musical charts the evolution of love gone wrong, from romantic bliss to total breakup, devastation, and the journey back to happiness.

Along the way, this funny and touching journey to independence is fueled by an arsenal of girl group doo-wop hits: “Be My Baby,” “And Then He Kissed Me,” “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough,” “Where Did Our Love Go?” and many more. 

So gather your girlfriends, co-workers, sisters, daughters, mothers, and more, and help celebrate the gospel of getting dumped! Don’t miss this cheeky, intelligent, and universally relatable production that celebrates female empowerment.

Running Time: 1 hour and 50 minutes, including a 20 minute intermission.

Audience Recommendation: Recommended for ages 10 and up. There is no official rating system for live theatre. We encourage you to use your judgment based on your child's age and maturity level.

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  • Student Show (Not Sold Online)
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Wednesday 1

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Thursday 2

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Bittergirl - The Musical

2:00pm SOLD OUT
7:30pm SOLD OUT
Friday 3

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Bittergirl - The Musical

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Saturday 4

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Bittergirl - The Musical

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Meet The Artists

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Mary Francis Moore

Director

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Robin Calvert

Choreographer/Associate Director

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Melissa Morris

Melissa Morris

Music Director/Piano

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David Boechler headshot

David Boechler

Set Designer

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Jessica Pembleton headshot

Jessica Pembleton

Costume Designer

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Kevin Fraser

Kevin Fraser

Lighting Designer

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Charles Russell

Charles Russell

Stage Manager

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Nadene Riehl

Nadene Riehl

Assistant Stage Manager

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Mary Francis Moore at St Jacobs Schoolhouse Theatre

September 15, 2023

How the original Bittergirls turned heartache into a hilarious hit musical - and 25 years of friendship

Bittergirl - The Musical director and co-creator Mary Francis Moore shares the importance of friendships, relationship advice for border guards, and why she's grateful for the man who dumped her.

September 5, 2023

A Brief History of Bittergirl - The Musical

Take three women who are suffering post-break-up despair, add some girl group harmonies from the 60s and 70s, mix with a healthy dash of tears, laughter and sisterhood, and you have the comical cocktail of hilarity, Bittergirl – The Musical. To whet your appetite, here are some fun facts about the history of the hysterical comedy.